What do hangovers and delayed/cancelled flights having in common? (Originally written 12/23)

Not much.

But I hate both of them.

While I hate delays because they are inconvenient, there is nothing you can do, so you might as well just sit back and people watch. Interestingly, the people you watch dealing with the same delay often freak out, yell at airline workers and generally get their panties in a bunch. It is quite entertaining really. But seriously, airports bring out the worst in people. So here's my recommendation: If you have a significant other and you're really trying to decide if he or she's the one, book a flight to Denver for tomorrow, and see if they keep their cool. If they do, propose. If not, dump 'em**.

And I don't like hangovers because I feel (and am) utterly useless for about 8-10 hours. (12/22/06 provides proof)

**(general warning: don't take relationship advice from spoole)