Make me a carrier pigeon so I can fly far far away.. and loiter around some crazy pigeon lady

Happy Belated Thanksgiving Everyone!!

Wouldn't it suck to be a Turkey??? Other than the obvious awkwardness of the enlarged piece skin hanging from your neck, you spend the your life eating corn, waking people up, which in turn, pisses people off, and all you get to show for it at the end of the day is your head completely severed from your body on a silver platter while people pay homage to some nerdy Europeans who ran their boat aground on Plymouth Rock.

A thankless job to be sure.

On an unrelated not, assuming teradactyl is not a choice, if I could be any type of bird, I would be a flying squirrel.

I know what you're thinking... teradactyl's are extinct. But my choice is obvious. As a flying squirrel, I have a built in cape. All I have to do spread my arms and it looks like I am super man or Robin. Additionally, I am generally accepted by both varmint and low flying birds, two very important players in the Animal Kingdom.

Anyway, again, I hope you all had wonderful thanksgivings and ate the hell out some unsuspecting turkey.