Santa's little helper. I wish I were joking.

Update:

yes, I am still hanging x-mas lights. No, this is not a long term career move. yes, I make a decent wage and tips. No, I don't have to dress up as one of Santa's Little Helpers. You get the point.

To be honest, I have been provided with more entertainment by Dylan, (the punk rocker from Detroit with red hair, knee high boot and a top hate) than I ever thought possible.

A few things of note:

As previously mentioned, Dylan is involved with a vitamin selling pyramid scheme, which requires him to make phone calls on a semi-consistent basis. However, he also has a late $1000 phone bill from Verizon, and Verizon's first course of action was to cut off Dylan's ability to make outgoing phone calls. He can still receive incoming phone calls, but since his pyramid business is in essence a sales positions he should probably not rely on potential clients calling him. Dylan categorized Verizon's action as ruthless, adding "not being able to make phone calls has been detrimental to my business man".

Other things about Dylan. He's all about being at one with the trees when he is hanging lights, and when puts up x-mas lights and then the tree looks like crap, he shrugs it off saying "I just wasn't flowing with the tree today, you know?" I wish I didn't know, but feng shui with trees isn't my cup of tea.

He also lives in the ghetto of Oakland and typically has crack heads come up to him in the morning when he leaves his house. Just a few days ago the crack head offered to make him 1 million dollars if he signed him as his music agent. needless to say, with the booming vitamin business and a potential record signing, things are falling into place as the x-mas light hanging season winds down.