I thought Wisconsin would be a lot cheesier... (don't worry, I took the liberty of beating myself up)

My 45 year-old women's car that doesn't get very good gas mileage, lacks an appropriate number of hubcaps and breaks down with predictable regularity. In Chicago

I thought the Badlands would look a lot... Badder.

The M, C and A are just to the right of the picture.

The sign on the lefthand side say's "Beware of Rattlesnakes."

THEY SHOULD BE AWARE OF US.

If I were rich, I'd buy a granite mountain range (probably in New Hampshire b/c it's the granite state), and carve my face, Keith's face, Zack Morris' face and Pinocchio's face on the wall. (and then charge an $8 parking fee, $10 entrance fee, and put "no parking/stopping/leaving at anytime" signs all along the roadway