Unofficially home

I am a 25-year old male, continually dabbling in a quarter life crisis. Having left South America (with zero pay, a nomad lifestyle and a kick ass mullet), I packed up my belongings and returned to the United States. I know approximately 2,000 people in the U.S., my english is improving, and i love Sahne Nuss Chocolate bars (which don't exist in North America). Join me as I become a re-matriculated citizen in my own country. (PG-15 and three quarters).
ps. I hope the re-matriculation ceremony includes a ribbon.

Unofficially, The End.