I am a 25-year old male, continually dabbling in a quarter life crisis. Having left South America (with zero pay, a nomad lifestyle and a kick ass mullet), I packed up my belongings and returned to the United States. I know approximately 2,000 people in the U.S. (although my friendster and myspace accounts indicate that I am much more popular), my english is improving, and I heart bagels. Join me as I become a re-matriculated citizen in my own country. (PG-15 and 3/4).
I work in an office. I have to wear dress socks. They are really tight. They are starting to cause my leg hair underneath my socks to thin. Eventually, I assume, that if I stay on this course, I will be bald from my shin down.
Yet another reason to travel and wear flip-flops.
ps. I take solace in the fact that I have a full head of hair and don't have to wear a swimcap everyday.
posted by Stu @ 8:34 PM
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If I could be any other ethnicity, german-italian would be it.
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