The Italian blocker of..

When I was on the "Isla Del Sol" Boat tour, I saw a fellow puking off the side of the boat. This fellow happened to be my New Zealander buddy, Hakan, from the Salt Flats tour (See person in foreground in penis photograph from Salt Flats (6/25)). At the time, I was traveling with 2 Italian girls, and Hakan was a good addition to the group.

One of the Italian girls was the former personal shopper for David Beckham (See english soccer player that many females find attractive, and who can bend it like himself). Apparently, D. Beckham had asked about the girl (Raffaella) to see if she was single. If you don't know about David B., he had a highly publicized affair on his wife, Posh Spice, and so my first comment was: "THAT WAS YOU!!!! NO WAY!!! YOU'RE FAMOUS!!!" She quickly responded with: "No... I wish."

As you can imagine, Raffaella was attractive, but I had no chance, as I am me, and her traveling friend had decided that I was the object of her affection, and she earmarked me as "hers" pretty quickly, thusly negating any possibility of me and David Beckham's mistress making out. Sadly, her friend's earmarking, wasn't met with an equal and opposite marked ear by me.

Ps. Mom: you would be happy to know that the girl thinks you "grew me very well". Soon after that very nice compliment, I introduced her to the verb: To Raise.