Q: What does president Bush think of Roe vs. Wade??

Having been beaten to a pulp in pretty much every activity I participated in during my stay in Santiago, I have moved back across the border to Mendoza, Argentina. My defeats included but were not limited to Tennis (table 2-3, and real 0-2), Soccer (real 0-1, foosball 0-6), hitting wierd bouncy feathered thing back and forth with hands (1-4), Golf chipping contest into a bucket* (1-5), Locating the Great Wall of China (0-1), catching thieves and lecturing them on their unethical craft (0-1) and art shows (0-1).

This is all a wash however, as I located American Peanut Butter. I will probably name my first child (girl or boy) Jif.

Santiago was a blast, and from there I took a bus over the Andes, which is scary as hell because you drive on the side of 16,000 foot mountains on essentially one lane roads with nothing but a tin guard rail between you and a several thousand foot drop. I was heavily engrossed in the "Transporter 2", so I didn't mind.

*My friends and I play a variation of this golf target game in Cape Elizabeth, Maine at the Poole Family Cottage. However, instead of a bucket we use a chair. With a person in it.

A: He doesn't care how you got out of New Orleans just as long as you got out..