Fiesta in my pantalones

I was extremely hesitant to post this blog, however, I weighed my options and deemed that the entertainment factor could be: high, risk of people remembering when I return to the states was hopefully: low and the moral of the story is: lock the door.

I have plagiarized the following passage from an email about a recent night out in Buenos Aires to my friend Malcolm Thomas, who is a good fellow.

(Start quote) I had a case of the $hits that i thought was seriously going to kill me. I was at a bar last night and obviously had to decimate the toilet, so i went to the bathroom, sat down and prepare to let loose. Then, three giggling chicks bust into the bathroom. I didn't know what to do, and had to go.. I definitely had a similar scene to the American Pie scene with the skinny dude. Apparently, the bathrooms are all unisex at the place. Awesome. The bar was cool though (an old mansion). (End quote).

We'll just tuck this post in the 'too much info' archive.

Extremely Serious P.S.. Not that I get very many comments on my postings, but I have received a few that have no return email addresses. If you are kind enough to write me (or if you just want to write me to tell me that I am a child molester, and kids and puppies should be hidden from me: reader response [Chilean Soup] 5/08/2006 02:13:19 AM), please add your email address so I can write back and give you 3 reasons why I am actually a upstanding citizen of the junior varsity bourgeois.