DeVito and Schwarzeneggers' Academy Award Slight, (NC-15).

A few things that have made my time in Buenos Aires very special:

1) Ice Cream
2) The bar that serves free beer between 6 and 8pm and again between 11 and 12pm. May they not go bankrupt before I leave.
3) Beating Denver Dave and Albany Josh at poker.
4) Twins

Last night my head nearly exploded with the amount of twinage in the house. I went with Jynx and Katie (my BA hosts, both from Denver) to a birthday party for my friends (Justin and Zack) who are male twins from Texas. Jynx is also a twin, however, her split seed is not present in Buenos Aires. This absence was made up for by the first two girls I met at the bar who were female twins from San Francisco. Each of which had formidable twins of their own. Denver Dave met up with us at 5AM with the female portion of twin siblings, the male component being his good friend. Dave ordered a double shot of love and wasn't a good friend to the male component. On the TV, the Minnesota Twins were playing a double header with the Angels who have one of the Molina Brothers. The Olsens were sitting on the third base line eating nothing and the Bush twins were on the first base line wasted.

Actually, upon further review, it could probably be substantiated that it was all imagined and I was seeing two of everything all night.

As the saying goes*.. Here's to being single, seeing double, and playing just the shaft.

*not my belief.