I am a 25-year old male, continually dabbling in a quarter life crisis. Having left South America (with zero pay, a nomad lifestyle and a kick ass mullet), I packed up my belongings and returned to the United States. I know approximately 2,000 people in the U.S. (although my friendster and myspace accounts indicate that I am much more popular), my english is improving, and I heart bagels. Join me as I become a re-matriculated citizen in my own country. (PG-15 and 3/4).
If you were wondering why Manny Ramirez has not shown up to Red Sox training camp, please stop your worrying and know that he is safe. He is down here with me taking spanish classes. Actually, he is dangerously close to failing out, but that's just manny being manny.
posted by Stu @ 5:32 PM
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If I could be any other ethnicity, german-italian would be it.
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